The definition of the word "you" has been changed
Today I received an email from Wells Fargo (the bank) telling me my online agreement has changed. Apparently the definition of the word "you" has been changed. Ah... lawyers.
Wells Fargo provided a summary of the changes that they have made. The first change is the following:
The definitions of the following words and phrases: “You,” “Authorized Representative,” “Eligible Account,” “Service,” and “Website.” We have also added a new definition for “Delegate Tool.” (See Definitions).
In the updated online access agreement I can now see that "you" means the following:
"You" or "your" means, as applicable, each Owner of an Eligible Account, a person applying for an Eligible Account, any Investment Management & Trust (IM&T) account Eligible Beneficiary entitled to online access, or a Delegate.
Now I am wondering what "you" meant yesterday.
3 comments:
Combined with Clinton's questioning of the definition of "is," I'm now confused by the song lyric, "Is you or is you ain't my baby."
As long as it doesn't change the meaning of "you" in the lyric, "My anaconda don't want non unless you got buns hun." ...who cares?
As long as it doesn't change the meaning of "you" in the lyric, "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun." ...who cares?
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