The Most Important Gift Catalog In The World
A couple weeks ago I received in the mail "The Most Important Gift Catalog In The World". I wish I had some way of contacting Dell, LL Bean, Victoria's Secret, and every other company that sends me catalogs on a weekly basis to let them know that Heifer International has unilaterally decided that Heifer International's catalog is the superior gift catalog.
Is this some sort of bestiality-bondage catalog?And in case this post is leaving anyone on my holiday gift list either worried or elated at the prospect of receiving a goat, llama, water buffalo, or bees from me, don't be. This is a charity catalog.
2 comments:
I asked my family to donate to Heifer on my behalf this year! Mostly because it's fun to ask for a goat for Christmas.
I gave my grandmother a flock of ducks for Christmas a few years ago, and I think she was pissed.
A girl at work got an international heifer.
She's a vegetarian. Wasn't so stoked on the gift.
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