The Most Important Gift Catalog In The World
A couple weeks ago I received in the mail "The Most Important Gift Catalog In The World". I wish I had some way of contacting Dell, LL Bean, Victoria's Secret, and every other company that sends me catalogs on a weekly basis to let them know that Heifer International has unilaterally decided that Heifer International's catalog is the superior gift catalog.
And in case this post is leaving anyone on my holiday gift list either worried or elated at the prospect of receiving a goat, llama, water buffalo, or bees from me, don't be. This is a charity catalog.
2 comments:
I asked my family to donate to Heifer on my behalf this year! Mostly because it's fun to ask for a goat for Christmas.
I gave my grandmother a flock of ducks for Christmas a few years ago, and I think she was pissed.
A girl at work got an international heifer.
She's a vegetarian. Wasn't so stoked on the gift.
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