Albino Squirrel
There are probably times when you wonder why my girlfriend is so much better than your girlfriend (or wife or boyfriend or partner or whatever). The answer is quite simple, really: mine found an albino squirrel today and yours didn't.
Don't bother clicking on the image, this is as big as it gets. And in case you're interested in learning more about albino squirrels while simultaneously researching cures for that case of genital warts your "friend" contracted, Google has just the site for you.
6 comments:
I am cracking up--genital squirrels and albino warts. I mean...
Anyway, good for Kelley for getting a picture of it!
I've seen a black squirrel by City Hall many times. That's pretty special, right?
Want to know why I'm better than your girlfriend, though? My great-aunt has a dead albino squirrel in her freezer back in Ohio. No joke.
That dead squirrel is freezer burned. It's just a regular squirrel that your great-aunt has been saving too long.
awesome!!!
I'm sure you just want that albino squirrel to turn it into a beer cozy.
I meant to link that to the photo, not the post. oops
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