Albino Squirrel

There are probably times when you wonder why my girlfriend is so much better than your girlfriend (or wife or boyfriend or partner or whatever). The answer is quite simple, really: mine found an albino squirrel today and yours didn't.

Don't bother clicking on the image, this is as big as it gets.

And in case you're interested in learning more about albino squirrels while simultaneously researching cures for that case of genital warts your "friend" contracted, Google has just the site for you.