Sunday, August 23, 2009

Why I Don't Like Popcorn

On December 1, 2004, Kelley made herself some popcorn. She found this piece of popcorn in her bowl. Just like the grilled cheese sandwich that bears the likeness the Virgin Mary and the dog whose anus resembles Jesus, the penis-shaped popcorn had to be preserved. Kelley got a little plastic container to store it for posterity.

Popcorn 2004

On Friday posterity arrived. Kelley was doing some cleaning and found the popcorn. Here is a picture of the popcorn today. It is perfectly preserved. This is why I don't like popcorn. It has nothing to do with its phallic shape. Anything cooked that can sit in our closet for almost 5 years and show no visible signs of aging is something I want no part of.

Popcorn 2009

4 comments:

mrs. jacks said...

looks to me like there was some shrinkage on the popcorn!

Thin Crust - TX Chuck said...

Um. Buddy.

No one keeps a single piece of popcorn around for 5 years.

If it's still around...that's because someone is using it.

So..... you need to start ordering some Enzyte so she can stop using the popcorn.

That's just sad dude.

plumpdumpling said...

This is truly a sign from God. Unlike the grilled cheese Virgin Mary, which I'm not wholly convinced of, I looked at that popcorn even before reading the commentary and thought, "Whoa, penis!"

Although, really, I look at almost everything and think, "Whoa, penis!"

Mike Lowrey said...

Somehow I think plumpdumpling saying the word penis is sooooooooo totally hot!

Kamran should really appreciate having a woman with a potty mouth!

U Rock lil lady!