Saturday, April 18, 2009

Did You Hear The One About The Gay Polish Elephant?

A politician in Poznan, Poland, has outed a young male elephant at the local zoo as being gay. Michal Grzes provided the following evidence: Ninio, the 14-year old elephant, prefers the company of male elephants and is aggressive toward females.

Gay elephants are known to use public restrooms for lascivious purposes.

According to one of Ninio's keepers, an elephant's sexual orientation is still undetermined at age 14. The keeper also suggests that there are such things as gay and bisexual elephants.

You can listen to the story on Inside Europe from Deutsch-Welle radio.


Mrs. Jacks said...

maybe it's a new breed called a Gaylephant.

Jack said...

"aggressive toward females"

That doesn't sound like a gay guy/elephant to me at all, usually they're very pleasant to females. Maybe he just thought they have cooties.

Thin Crust - TX Chuck said...

Wow, see you don't have to feel so bad about not knowing your sexual orientation until you were 34, because 14 in Elephant years is like 28 in human years so you weren't that far behind after all!

plumpdumpling said...

Of course he's gay. His parents must have known it from the very beginning to give him a name like Ninio.