Courting Rituals in New York

Let's say you're riding home on the subway after a long day at work... actually, I don't think it really matters what you're in the middle of doing. If you were to see a man sporting a tattoo that reads "I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY", what would you do? If you're me, you take a picture of it.

An interesting, but probably not very well thought out decoration.

Unfortunately the tattoo was too small for my camera to pick up.

I rode the train with this man earlier this week. At first I thought he had a spot of grease on his hand. I looked closer and saw it was a tattoo, one of those do-it-yourself jobs. It was poorly done, spectacularly so. At least I can report that all of the words were spelled correctly.