CNN, I hate your news ticker
CNN keeps a news ticker running along the bottom of their broadcast. It is very frustrating when you're reading the ticker and then the station goes to a commercial, because during commercials the scroller doesn't run. And often the stories on the ticker are not covered in the regular broadcast.
What? A woman flushed a newborn down the toilet? Tell me more!
Strangely, the weather forecast for Hawaii nevers gets interrupted, but tonight the following headline was: A woman has told a British court she accidentally flushed her newborn down the toilet because...
Wait, you're not going to a commercial, are you?
No! Not a commercial! Come back! Why was the newborn flushed down the toilet??!!I don't know because CNN went to a commercial! Now I'll never know how a newborn gets flushed down a toilet. Too much toilet paper doesn't go down the drain. It is possible for a person to poop something large enough to plug up the toilet. While there may be a lot of similarities between a newborn and a piece of poop, I never considered size to be one of them.
It turns out that the baby wasn't flushed down the toilet. But what really happened is just as strange.
3 comments:
Dude the way you eat Sketchy Chinese & Rub...Puh-lease! I've heard you in the bathroom at work drop a 7lb 4oz turd.
I was in the stall next to you scared like a biyatch because of the way you were crying & screaming I thought a small creature was ripping through your stomach cavity like in the movie Aliens.
I've never been that scared in my life.
You never stepped foot into a stall at work. The only place you are able to poop is in the comfort of the honeybucket in Danny Bo's basement - with Barry Manilow pumping to cover up any embarrassing sounds.
Alien This is what I saw when we broke into your stall.
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