Monday, September 1, 2008

Not to be Outdone

CNN HD will not be out-mapped by Fox News HD! This afternoon, CNN was broadcasting 5 weather maps simultaneously.

Finally, a network with the guts to broadcast the Dvorak (hurricane intensity) map.

As I write this, CNN HD has 13 separate boxes with video in addition to a "breaking news" label at the bottom of the screen and a scrolling news ticker below that. CNN is totally out of control.

8 comments:

katiett said...

So what do you think will happen now that this bastard, Gustav, is wrecking the RNC? A two-week extension of activities just to make up for the loss of this week's?

Adam Conn said...

Maybe a renewed push to remind us that Barack Obama is a Muslim.

Thin Crust - TX Chuck said...

Now CNN HD is showing pictures of Katie's Ovaries split screen with Palin's 17yr old (can't keep her legs closed for a single day) daughter's overies!

Adam Conn said...

The picture on your HD is really, really bad. I told you you should have gone with the more expensive set.

Thin Crust - TX Chuck said...

The TV was the 46" instead of the 52 yes I admit but with the savings in price I got the suuurrround sound system & its kickin'! I watched hotel Rwanda last night & the sound quality was so damn good I could taste the racism & hatred in my living room.

Adam Conn said...

Wait, I thought you were attending the convention in St Paul. Did you get me Sarah's autograph? You promised!

Thin Crust - TX Chuck said...

I was in MN for a few days but unfortunately wasn't able to get her autog for you I got distracted doing other things.

Although don't be surprised in 7 months if her 17 yr old daughter with the huge rack has an African American child

Adam Conn said...

So maybe there will be 37 black people at the next Republican convention.