Wednesday, January 9, 2008


Recipe for compromise:

  1. Take one unadorned crystal rose.
  2. Top with a tiny sombrero from Mexico City.
  3. Dress with the shirt off the back of a creepy homemade doll.
  4. Add some cockroaches to make it feel like home.

It's like a hairy caterpillar becoming a beautiful butterfly. Or maybe it's more like a maggot becoming a house fly. Regardless, it's an improvement.

The flaw with this recipe is that it leaves you with a leftover naked creepy doll. It's up to you to decide if this is any better than a crystal rose.

Just what every little girl hope Santa will deliver.

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